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[@Topelt 2]

hommikust, dafug nagu DELPAN IS BACK IN SK!

[Gormiti 10]

Hommik, suht igav on.www.enternum.net/index.php?r=112&m=2

[Makaveli 0]

minu imestuseks mul polnudki pohmelli hommikul

[CeuZ^ 3]

Hommik:D

[Hidden Ninja 0]

40 ways to make the pizza guy nervous!

 

 

1. While you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

 

 

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

 

 

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

 

 

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

 

 

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

 

 

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

 

 

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

 

 

8. Spell the ingredients.

 

 

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”

 

 

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

 

 

11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.

 

 

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

 

 

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

 

 

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

 

 

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.

 

 

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

 

 

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

 

 

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

 

 

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

 

 

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

 

 

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

 

 

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

 

 

23. Ask if you could see the menu.

 

 

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

 

 

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

 

 

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

 

 

27. Ask only for one slice.

 

 

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

 

 

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

 

 

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

 

 

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

 

 

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

 

 

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

 

 

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.

 

 

35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

 

 

36. Breath loudly.

 

 

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

 

 

38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.

 

 

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”

 

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.

[Loom 20]

Yo. Kohe Garaaži. Autol õhu-, õlifilter vaja ära vahetada, tagumine el. aken korda teha, pagassiluugi aken.

[U2 0]

http://www.vahvel.net/showthread.php?145437-M-Kasutaja-cb-113(F2p)-5*99

 

Täna 10 euri kõigest!!

[Henry 0]

Stop being so suspicious

[Martin 0]

Üks ratas sai siis korralikult paika aetud. See oli üldse esimene ratas mis ma teinud teinud olen. Kokku kulus selle peale kena 6-7h ikka ära. Vahepeal sai korra veel lahti ka kakutud. Lõpp hea, kõik hea.

[Pants 10]

Kust ma endale signatuuri saan lisada? Oskab keegi öelda?

[Hidden Ninja 0]

Ilmselgelt minu õpetusest ei ole kasu

[Pants 10]

Vuh, sain.. Sattusin paanikasse juba.

[Genius15 31]

boob

[Marks 0]

[Genius15 31]

hea tümm

 

ettevaatust, adminid patrullivad

[Netsky 30]

Kas kellegil on ühendus Supermaniga? Ehk siis Erikuga? Saatke PM kui on.

[Hidden Ninja 0]

Sõin jäääätist üle pika aja

[@Topelt 2]

tervist vahvel.net, krdi hea et juba saab jalkat mängida:)

[R3D 0]

jou

[PeeterSaan 0]

Kas World of Tanksis publicut saab pelada veel?

[Loom 20]

Lõpuks kodus, kõigest koll ees. 3h istusime krdi väljas ja kaevasime autot pasahunnikust välja! Koormarihma ja käristiga puu abil lõpuks saime välja.. Suht lootusetu seis oli. Ja siis kui just välja saime, tekkis kuskilt kaine inimene välja, kes tuli nö välja tõmbama.

[Martin 0]

kettamöll ja annab minna

[Lakers 10]

teen ühe pela veel ja magama ära

[Egerт 0]

Hommik:D

[@Topelt 2]

homm1k