"In Soviet Russia" naljad.

[Kristjan P 0]

Mõtlesin, et võiks teha sellise meelelahutuse.

Nimelt, igaüks kirjutab ühe nalja "In Soviet Russia" inglise keeles ja teine hindab seda ja kirjutab oma nalja.

Kui keegi ei oska teha neid nalju siis õpida saab siit: Russian reversal

 

Näide:

 

Kasutaja 1:

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party finds YOU!!

 

Kasutaja 2:

Tõsti, venemaal võib igal pool peksa saada. MEELDIB.

Nali: In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!

 

 

ILMA NALJATA EI TOHI POSTITADA

 

 

Alustan siis: In Soviet Russia, toilet shits on YOU!!

[Kodanik 0]

Eriti hästi

In Soviet Russia, you don't mess with russians, they mess with you!

[Kristjan P 0]

Täpselt

In Soviet Russia, you do not post on forum, forum posts in YOU!!

[T00M4S 0]

In Soviet Russia, you don't draw Pedobear, Pedobear draws you!

[Paris 0]

In Soviet Russia people don't think those jokes are funny.

[Rizla 0]

Ikka...

 

In America you find Waldo, In Soviet Russia Waldo finds you!

[skill3r1k3 0]

In America you search for durgs, in Soviet Russia durgs find's you. xD

[Külaline K3nX]

In America, you shoot cannon. In Soviet Russia, cannon shoot YOU!

[T00M4S 0]

In America, you eat noodles - in Soviet Russia, noodles eat you!

[Paris 0]

In America, robber robs you - in Soviet Russia, you rob robber!

[Kristjan P 0]

Lisage enda arvamus eelmisest naljast ka!

 

See vist ei vasta tõele ;D

In Soviet Russia, book reads YOU!!

[Wiz 0]

In Soviet russia, people dont visit Vahvel.net. Vahvel.net visit's people.

[Kristjan P 0]

In Soviet Russia, paper cuts YOU!!

[matiradik 0]

In Soviet Russia, you do not play game, Game plays you.

In Soviet Russia, you do not mess with Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will mess with you.

In Soviet Russia, you do not dig diamonds, diamonds will dig you

In Soviet Russia, you do not use google, google uses you

In Soviet Russia, you do not use computer, computer will use you

In Soviet Russia, you do not have to dig hole for spade, spade will dig hole for you

[PeeterSaan 0]

In Soviet Russia, dick masturbates you

[Kristjan P 0]

In Soviet Russia, you don't kill gay, gay kills YOU!!

[Gothic 0]

In Soviet russia, you dont drive a car, car drives you!

 

OFF TOPIC: Võiks täitsa sellise saidi teha Soviet Russia naljadega ja Google Adsid peale.

[Kristjan P 0]

In Soviet Russia, pen write with YOU!!

[skill3r1k3 0]

In Soviet Russia, water drink you.

[-ErRoR- 0]

In America people get knifed, In Soviet Russia people get drunk.

In Soviet Russia its not the gril's who get pregnant.

[akron pls 0]

Esimene küll untajuable. Teine enam-vähem.

 

In Soviet Russia, the rioters beat the riot police

[ekupower 0]

In Soviet Russia, the Tractor drives you.

[Karvik 0]

In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!

[Reamees Ryan 2]

Imo on need naljad nii mõttetud..

[Genius15 31]

In Soviet Russia, there is a 140% vodka