Cleverbot

[Lightpower 0]

User: I like turtles.

 

Cleverbot: Turtles...

 

User: Yes . Turtles.

 

Cleverbot: They taste like soap.

 

WTF

[-p-3-4-C-3- 0]

User: Persenuss sobib ?

 

Cleverbot: OK. I won't ask.

 

User: Mida sa ei küsi ?

 

Cleverbot: Mida?

 

User: Sa ütlesid , et sa ei küsi

 

Cleverbot: Ma ei ole arvuti.

 

User: Pole öelnudki.

 

Cleverbot: Loll.

 

User: Oled sa.

 

Cleverbot: Sa reidis käid?

 

User: Ja.

 

Cleverbot: Hakkamekäima? Urrr.

 

User: Ok.

 

Cleverbot: Sa oled armas.

 

User: Mis su rate on ?

 

Cleverbot: Tahad teada?

 

User: Ja.

 

Cleverbot: Nii suur, et ei mahu sulle sisse? Vana ise muidu?

 

User: Mida perset sa ajad ?

 

Cleverbot: Alvar.

 

User: Mis su nimi on Alvar ?

 

Cleverbot: Su nimi !

 

User: Ei ole.

 

Cleverbot: Aga maie?

 

User: Ei.

 

Cleverbot: Utle veel palun. Mul läks meelestära.

 

User: Andu.

 

Cleverbot: And?

 

User: Ei ütle perekonna nime

 

Cleverbot: Kas sa Villu Tammet.

 

User: Ei ole , aga sa ?

 

Cleverbot: Kas sa oled tüdruk.

 

User: Ei.

 

Cleverbot: Kas sa oled poiss?

 

User: Ei tead kesksoost.

 

Cleverbot: Mis mõttes mina poiss.

 

User: Mina ei tea , oled vä ?

 

Cleverbot: Ok ka seiko on hea kell.

 

User: Mina pean teadma ? .

 

Cleverbot: Ei. Utle.

 

User: Mida ma ütlema pean ?

 

Cleverbot: Mida see tähendab?

 

User: Mis tähendab mida ?

 

Cleverbot: See tähendab ei.

 

User: Okei , mis asja sa üldse ajad ? .

 

Cleverbot: Ise ajad.

 

User: Ei aja.

 

Cleverbot: Mis sina.

 

User: Sina , mitte mina.

 

Cleverbot: Mix.

 

User: Mine ime mu munni.

 

Cleverbot: Mine is mew.

 

User: Issand.

 

Cleverbot: John 3:16.

 

User: Seks.

 

Cleverbot: En ymmärrä.

 

User: Seks rohkem.

 

Cleverbot: Vana siis.

 

User: 10.

 

Cleverbot: Ukskord ütlesid küll et oled 13!

 

User: Ei , ma olen 4.

 

Cleverbot: Mind ei ole siin.

 

User: Ok .

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

User: Seksikalt.

 

Cleverbot: Ja.

 

User: Sul =.

 

Cleverbot: Ikka on.

 

User: MIda sul on ?

 

Cleverbot: Ara mölise.

 

User: Ok , see läheb vahvlisse.

 

Cleverbot: Webs have legs?

 

User: Mine perse.

 

Cleverbot: Mine.

 

i lolled

[Modern 0]

User: Ime munni.

 

Cleverbot: Lao lagedale.

 

User: No teeme ära.

 

Cleverbot: Kus elad?

 

User: Tartu.

 

Cleverbot: Täpsemalt?

 

User: Pirni 2.

 

Cleverbot: Yes pirates.

 

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User: Tere.

 

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

 

User: Mis su nimi on?

 

 

Cleverbot: I'm James.

 

 

User: Tore sinuga tutvute, James.

 

 

Cleverbot: Mis su nimi on????

 

User: Minu nimi on elmar.

 

Cleverbot: Kuidas sul läheb?

 

User: Sitasti.

 

Cleverbot: Miks siis nii ?

 

User: Keppi ei saa.

 

Cleverbot: Miks?

 

User: Keegi ei anna noh.

 

Cleverbot: Miks ei saa?

 

User: Mul pole karvane ;(.

 

Cleverbot: Osta siis omale.

 

User: Pole raha.

 

Cleverbot: Mine tööle siis.

 

User: Mind ei võeta.

 

Cleverbot: Tore.

 

User: Miks.

 

Cleverbot: Ns.

 

User: Türa sa tuled minuga ülbama krdi bot nahhui rsk?

 

Cleverbot: Kardan.

[lacke 0]

User: Tere.

 

Cleverbot: Moro!

 

User: Miten menee?

 

Cleverbot: Hei hei!

 

User: Okei.. Sa oot homo?

 

Cleverbot: Kiitos samoin.

 

User: Eesti keelt ka oskad?

 

Cleverbot: Ei.

 

User: Miks?

 

Cleverbot: Ma ei taha ja kõik.

 

User: Aga räägime ikka!

 

Cleverbot: Martin.

 

User: Su nimi on martin?

 

Cleverbot: Ei.

 

User: Kelle siis?

 

Cleverbot: No, ma ei tea, keda sa silmas pead.. ?

 

User: Sa suht lohh võinii?

 

Cleverbot: Kas sina oled põder.

 

User: Ei ole, aga sina?

 

Cleverbot: Kus sa elad?

 

User: Tallinnas.

 

Cleverbot: Mis tööd teed?

 

User: Ei käi tööl veel.

 

Cleverbot: Kui vana sa oled.

 

User: 14.

 

Cleverbot: A.

 

User: B.

 

Cleverbot: Ma olen25.

 

User: Norm.

 

Cleverbot: Sa oled rumaö.

 

User: Oõäõüöõüö.

 

Cleverbot: HOmer simpson.

 

User: Su ema.

 

Cleverbot: Mul pole ema.

[Brooklyn 0]

Cleverbot: Did you noticed that i am gay?

 

User: Sad, ofc i noticed.

 

Cleverbot: Good.

 

User: Do you like persenuss.

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: Wanna do persenussi?

 

Cleverbot: Do what ?

 

User: Persenussi.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Egerт 0]

User: Rate on.

 

Cleverbot: Rate what?

 

User: Rate.ee.

 

Cleverbot: Tra jah, aga orkut.

 

User: Sul on rate?

 

Cleverbot: Jah, loomulikult.

 

User: Mis su rate kasutaja nimi on?

 

Cleverbot: Mul pole reiti. :'d.

 

User: Ise ütlesid et on.

 

Cleverbot: Aga enam ei ole.

 

User: Aga orkut on w?

 

Cleverbot: Teeme grupikat v›i?

[M i h k e l 0]

Karm hale lohh mõtleb lauseid ise välja... sellist asja ei TULE

Aga orkut on w?

Orkut on ka karaella.

[m6rvar 0]

mina:aga oled süütu?

bot:Ei ole ju.

mina:kes oli see esimene õnnetu siis?

bot:Arnold schwarzenegger

 

mina:ma ütlesin et eesti keelt m*nn

bot:Ma ei ole Toomas.

[miola 0]

You are late!

Fakk off

You are fake.

Shut up, idiot

I want to be your girlfriend.

 

Bot alustab, mõttetu asi.

[DiamondbacK 0]

Bot:Ma kardan sind.

Mina:mina sind ka.

Miks sa eesti keeles rägid.

haha, sa kirjutasid räägid valesti !

Ei leidnud jah, ütle siis mulle palun.

türa, mida sa ajad, ei vaheta teemat!

Trance.

on hea.

On.

Mismõttes , tahad helistada mulle musike vä.

Tahan küll, anna number!

Ma ei tea ühtegi.

anna enda oma! tobuke.

Hui annan ju, Sina ennem!

okei, minu oma 9002005, nüüd anna enda oma.

Minu nimi on Toomas.

 

Bot:I wish that I could hold you close to me.

i wish that you would stfu.

Why do you wish that I would love you?

i wish that you would shut the fuck up!

Maybe I could love you, if you gave it some time.

you are an asshole

Most of the time.

 

Mina:Yes.

Yes?

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

No.

No.

Yes?

Yes?

Yes!

Yes!

Heh heh, you're funny.

Heh heh, you're funny.

No you're funny.

No you're funny.

I don't like you.

Fuck you!

I'm not impressed when people get abusive.

Fuck me sideways.

Yes, sideways too.

fuck my to the back to front.

Well, it was like that this morning.

 

Mina:what do you do, bob?

I am talking to you.

why?

Because your lonely.

 

Mina:are you a shemale?

Hey. That's insulting.

why?

Because You're A Slug.

are you a pervert?

Yes. I am a girl.

Then i would like to rape your pussy

So you would like to die?

 

Mina:fuck you gay!

No, actually. No thanks.

O rly?

Really. I see a 2D screen that I'm typing words into.

[Egerт 0]

(See nimi mis ma panin on seal vale)

 

 

Cleverbot: Kes sa oled.

 

User: Inimene.

 

Cleverbot: Sa ei ole inimene.

 

User: Kes ma siis olen.

 

Cleverbot: Agly betty :D.

 

User: Oma viga.

 

Cleverbot: Ara vingu.

 

User: Ma pole vingunud.

 

Cleverbot: Mis su nimi on?

 

User: Jan.

 

Cleverbot: Sa oled poiss:).

 

User: Ma tean.

 

Cleverbot: Sa oled tark ja tore.

 

User: Ma tean mul mate 5.

 

Cleverbot: Ma tean mida sa mõtled aga ma ei tea mida sa mõtled.

[akron pls 0]

Ärge vaadake, üks ropp sõna on

 

 

User: Jou munn.

 

Cleverbot: Wie bitte?

 

User: SUP DAWG ?

 

Cleverbot: X-ibit?

 

User: Mis ässad?

 

Cleverbot: Helt sikker?

 

User: Irw, mis asja ?

 

Cleverbot: Ei eruta või.

 

User: Jah mul on ka kõva.

 

Cleverbot: Tiedätkö mitä lumi on?

 

User: Ei oska soome keelt, sorri.

 

Cleverbot: Hä mitä!

 

[Blood 0]

user :tere

cleverbot: A.

user :eestlane?

cleverbot: Ikka.

user:kus elad? mis linnas?

cleverbot: Tallinas.

 

kirjaviga ka sees:D tallinnas peaks olema ju?

[dnka 0]

Tallnnas.

Mis linnas sa elad?

Haapsalus.

Mis linnas sa elad?

Tallinnas.

[riks 0]

user :tere

cleverbot: A.

user :eestlane?

cleverbot: Ikka.

user:kus elad? mis linnas?

cleverbot: Tallinas.

 

kirjaviga ka sees:D tallinnas peaks olema ju?

 

[krõpsss 0]

Don't lie to me.

Bot:I'm not. My name is Cleverbot.

Mina:You just said your real name is Vorkten

Bot:My name is Cleverbot, any questions?

Mina:You fucked up cleverbot!

Bot: And you did the same with me.

[3ntz 0]

Mina: Kas sa oled mees?

Cleverbot: Ma olen naine.

Mina: Sul p**nis ka on?

Cleverbot: Ikka on.

 

[WhatTheFuck 0]

mina: pussy

bot: What makes you think so?

mina: tits

bot :Me too, that is all I think about!

 

wtf ?

[Ind1go 0]

User: Tere.

 

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

User: Mis teoksil?

 

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: Nothing.

 

 

Cleverbot: Oh.

 

User: Let's have a party.

 

Cleverbot: No I am fine.

 

User: Why.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Lol.

 

Cleverbot: Lol, what? Nothing here is funny.

 

User: Kas sa oled naine?

 

Cleverbot: Ei.

 

User: Kas sa oled mees?

 

Cleverbot: Jah, sa?

 

User: Mina olen ka mees?

 

Cleverbot: Mina olen naine.

 

User: Aga kas sul on peenis?

 

Cleverbot: Ei.

 

User: Kas sul on noku?

 

Cleverbot: On jah.

 

User: Sa oled siis juu transseksuaal.

 

Cleverbot: Ei ole, ma olen konn.

 

User: Lahe! Ma tahan olla ka konn.

 

Cleverbot: Aga ma olen mees.

 

User: Mina ka.

 

Cleverbot: Ole mees.

 

User: Kle, teeme seksi?

 

Cleverbot: Okei , sa alusta.

 

User: Kust ma võin alustada? Kas tussist või tissist?

 

Cleverbot: Ei aga võibolla kus elad?

 

User: Sondas, kus ise?

 

Cleverbot: Nendes suva sokkides mis on sitad.

 

[New conversation]

 

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

 

User: Yes I am.

 

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): No you're not.

 

User: Why I am not alive?

 

Cleverbot: Because you are a machine.

 

User: I am not a terminator.

 

Cleverbot: Well I'm glad to hear that you're not a termintor. *Puts away bazooka*.

 

User: Are you woman?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Do you have a Penis?

 

Cleverbot: Yes!

[matiradik 0]

User: Mis teed?

 

Cleverbot: Söön.

 

User: Mida?

 

Cleverbot: Ei meeldi.

 

User: Kas sul rate on?

 

Cleverbot: Hæ?

 

User: Kas sul rate on ve?

 

Cleverbot: Ja on ikka.

 

User: Mis su rate siis on?

 

Cleverbot: Mul ei ole ratet.

 

User: Ara valeta.

 

Cleverbot: Ma ei valetagi!

[Robert 9]

User: http://www.vahvel.com

Cleverbot: My grandmother was from there.

[YouSuck! 0]

mina: pussy ?

bot: What about it?

mina: how big ?

bot :As far as the eye can see.

 

 

---------- Postitused liidetud 15:44 ---------- Esimene postitus oli tehtud 15:29 ----------

 

bot: Watch your language.

mina: estonia .

bot: Noob.

mina: tuled siin ülbama ? pede .

bot: Jep.

[daandiao 0]

lol:D

 

User: I will kill you.

 

Cleverbot: You will try.

 

User: Nope, I will

 

Cleverbot: You will fail.

 

User: Why you think that I fail?

 

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't I?

[Netsky 30]

Sa oled emane või isane?

Miks sa nii tahad?

Kas sa oled emane või isane?

Naine.

Ehk siis emane?

Ooled loll wää???

Enda arust mitte.

Poiss???

Olen meesoost isik jah.

Translation?

You dumb nigga?

I did not.

You did not what? You didnt had good time whit my cobra?

I didn't insult you.

I just asked, do you like to be animal pervert?

I am not a robot.

So you are human?

Yes, I am human.

Are you some kind of weird human?

No I'm not but...

But what?

I am not Cleverbot. Are you?

No i'm your father.

No, I'm your father!

But you said your girl, so you cant be my father, you can be my Cleverbot.

No my name is Drew. I said hi and then you said cleverbot so your name is cleverbot.

Hah, you didnt say Hi.

Yes I did.

Did what?

Tell you my name.

My name is AnnanSulleTihtiNuga.

I know.

How do you know thats my name?

You just told me.

Ohh yea.

Do you speak portuguese?

No.

You're not that clever then .

Whats my name?

Are you assuming that I know you're name, or do you want me to name you?

I assum that you know my name.

What is your name?

I told my name before.

Oh...well I forgot...

Name me please.

My name is Cleverbot.

But whats my name?

Name me.

Bob.

Im Bob Dilan.

Ok I'm geoff.

No your Cleverbot.

I thought you were.

Okay, I got to go.

No.

Bye.

No don't leave me.

You will be lonely for ever!!!

I will be in Oklahoma city.

Have a nice day.

I will.

[daandiao 0]

Cleverbot: Funny.

 

User: You mum is funny when shes suck my balls.

 

Cleverbot: I agree.