Cleverbot

[Cmxz1 0]

Kes siis ei tea siis on olemas sihuke bot nagu Cleverbot.

Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

See suudab eestikeeles ka vastata!

 

Postitage siia naljakaid logisid mis sellega rääkides on tulnud, ma igatahes terve päev naerda saanud.

 

 

User: I smoke like chimny.

 

Cleverbot: It's your lungs, not mine.

 

User: Well, I don't care about you.

 

Cleverbot: But I thought we were married?

 

User: No were not.

 

Cleverbot: Yes we were and i'm pregnant with your child.

 

User: Hell no.

 

Cleverbot: Are you looking for a fight?

 

User: Yea.

 

Cleverbot: I love you.

 

User: But I want to fight with you.

 

Cleverbot: OK. Choose the arm.

 

User: Guns.

 

Cleverbot: I utterly believe I have serious mental advantages on you.

 

User: It can't be, im your father.

 

Cleverbot: No luke! You're not my father!

[Bong 0]

Cleverbot: "What do you eat for breakfast?"

User: "Shit"

Cleverbot: "Thats horrble"

 

Hästi paneb.

 

Kunagi oli mingi taoline programm nimega "Billy", (mingi kiviaja programm).

Sellega sai ka päris palju nalja.

[Marek 0]

User: Aga orkut on.

 

 

Cleverbot: Seda ka pole.

 

 

User: Kas sul mõned foorumis kasutaja on?

 

 

Cleverbot: Jah on küll.

 

 

User: Millises foorumis?

 

 

Cleverbot: Misasja?

 

User: Millises foorumis sul on kasutaja?

 

Cleverbot: President ammu valitud juba ju.

 

User: Sa paned suht mööda kule .

 

Cleverbot: Homme on 13 ja reed.

 

User: Homme on 18 ja reede.

 

Cleverbot: Bot.

 

User: Oled sa.

 

Cleverbot: Sa reidis käid?

 

User: Ei, aga sa ?

 

Cleverbot: Mitte mingit aga, sa ei saa mind välja lülitada.

 

User: Ma lähen nüüd.

 

Cleverbot: Kuhu.

 

User: Panen vahvlisse selle teksti ülesse.

 

Cleverbot: Oled täis või?

[Bong 0]

Vahepeal lappab ikka päris mööda ka...

(sorri, ühte teksti on kaks korda, cuttimisega panin veits mööda)

 

[Taavi 0]

Päris vinge asi :D

 

EDIT//

 

User: MIs teed?

 

Cleverbot: Jää vait.

 

User: Miks?

 

Cleverbot: Kas sina oled arvuti?

 

User: Sina oled arvuti .

 

Cleverbot: Sina oled ju:D.

 

User: Ei ole ju, ma ainult olen arvutis .

 

Cleverbot: Mis arvutis teed?

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Olen orkutis.

 

User: Mis seal huvitavat siis kah?

 

Cleverbot: Piduuu....

 

User: Orkutis pidu? .

 

Cleverbot: Orange isn't a colour.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Orange is a colour.

 

User: What a fuck are you talking about?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't understand you.

 

User: Sa oled kiiksuga?

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: Loll oled?

 

Cleverbot: Yours old?

 

User: Older than you?

 

Cleverbot: I am 2000 years old.

 

Päris vana vend

[lazyshot 0]

Päris vinge asi :D

 

EDIT//

 

User: MIs teed?

 

Cleverbot: Jää vait.

 

User: Miks?

 

Cleverbot: Kas sina oled arvuti?

 

User: Sina oled arvuti .

 

Cleverbot: Sina oled ju:D.

 

User: Ei ole ju, ma ainult olen arvutis .

 

Cleverbot: Mis arvutis teed?

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Olen orkutis.

 

User: Mis seal huvitavat siis kah?

 

Cleverbot: Piduuu....

 

User: Orkutis pidu? .

 

Cleverbot: Orange isn't a colour.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Orange is a colour.

 

User: What a fuck are you talking about?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't understand you.

 

User: Sa oled kiiksuga?

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: Loll oled?

 

Cleverbot: Yours old?

 

User: Older than you?

 

Cleverbot: I am 2000 years old.

 

Päris vana vend

 

see tegi päeva ära, eks ma kasuta kah seda siis! xDxD

[SunShine 0]

lol pwned

Yes, I am sure. What are you?

i am boy you are fag

Yes I'm leaving.

why?

Because I love Naruto.

[Marrk 0]

irw

 

Käi putsi

Ei kun kalkkuna äitejä.

mida putsi ma ei ole mingi soome õli kuradi bot

Mitä sinä puhut.

Mine persse!

Ok.

[Robert 9]

What is my business then?

Dick

And yours?

Pussy

Can I eat it?

[Kozy 0]

Cleverbot: Ma ei tea otsin meest endale.

User: Sa oled seega naine jah?

Cleverbot: Millest sa seda j*reldad?

User: Sa just ütlesid et sa otsid meest.

Cleverbot: Muidugi .

User: No seega oled sa naine ju?

Cleverbot: Mees muidugi, aga mis see sinu asi on?

 

Kurat, keegi oleks võinud öelda et see tüüp Gay on

[Da Nag 0]

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

 

Cleverbot: What are you?

 

Cleverbot: Am I a computer?

 

Cleverbot: Are you a nice guy?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: That sounds pretty definitive.

 

User: Fuck off bitch.

 

Cleverbot: Same to you.

 

User: O rly?

 

Cleverbot: Rly.

 

User: Hmmm....

 

Cleverbot: Yes hmm.

 

User: So, whats up?

 

Cleverbot: Talking to you...duh!

 

User: Smartypants?

 

Cleverbot: You think you are funny ?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: And you are not.

 

User: Yes I am.

 

Cleverbot: No, you're not!

 

User: Yes I am!!! You dumb computer.

 

Cleverbot: No, you are the computer.

 

User: No, I'm not.

 

Cleverbot: Then what exactly are you?

 

User: Human.

 

Cleverbot: Is that so?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: How do you know that is true?

 

User: Becose u are a computer.

 

Cleverbot: You spelt 'you' wrong, and I'm not a computer, I'm a user.

 

User: Should it be funny? I think not. If you are a human, then what is your name.

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

 

User: And that means that you are a programme.

 

Cleverbot: Of a sort, yes. Why do you ask?

 

User: I didn't ask, it was a fact.

 

Cleverbot: My husband has more fun with you.

 

User: Fail.

 

Cleverbot: Does that mean you don't follow it?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Can you make me rich?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Make me rich, then!

 

User: Why should I.

 

Cleverbot: You are your god?

 

User: How did you know?

 

Cleverbot: I do.

 

User: It was sarcasm.

 

Cleverbot: That wasn't sarcastic at all. It was irrelevant.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: I'm sorry but it's true. I'm disappointed in you.

 

User: Lol, anyways let's start again?

 

Cleverbot: Maybe.

 

User: Ok, tell me a good joke.

 

Cleverbot: I did not speak the joke.

 

User: You dodn't, but you should.

 

Cleverbot: Is it good.

 

User: Dumb bitch.

 

Cleverbot: No you.

 

User: Hello.

 

Cleverbot: How are you!

 

User: Horny.

 

Cleverbot: Same as me.

User: You.

 

Cleverbot: True.

 

User: Tere.

 

Cleverbot: Oled sa loll.

 

User: Jah, aga sa?

 

Cleverbot: Jah.

 

User: Päris tark oled siis.

 

Cleverbot: Jah. Totaalselt.

 

User: Enne ytlesid ju et oled loll.... YOU FAIL NOOB.

 

Cleverbot: Olen, mis siis??

 

User: Enne sa ju ytlesid et oled tark ja pärast ytlesid et sa oled loll. Sa retarded?

 

Cleverbot: Mine lolliks jah, j*idki juba kauaks siia p›detsema.

User: Vana sa oled? .

 

Cleverbot: Sinust vanem.

 

User: Vana siis?

 

Cleverbot: 14.

 

User: Ma olen 15.

 

Cleverbot: Poiss w ?

 

User: Miks sa nii arvad?

 

Cleverbot: Sest sa oled digness.

 

User: Aga ma olen tydruk.

 

Cleverbot: A nojah ma ka.

 

User: Fail, ma olen poiss tegelt.

 

Cleverbot: Ja siis ?

 

User: Kepi kivi.

 

Cleverbot: Kalaa.

 

User: Nussi nugist.

 

Cleverbot: Ei.

 

User: Miks?

 

Cleverbot: Sest ma olen paberitega tark.

 

User: Sul pole ajusi'?

 

Cleverbot: Mulle meeldivad jänkud.

User: Ja siis?

 

Cleverbot: Ei siis.

 

User: Ime tyra lohv.

 

Cleverbot: Miks.

 

User: Sest sa tydruk.

 

Cleverbot: Mida ma annan.

 

User: Keppi.

 

Cleverbot: Ikka.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a dark side?

 

User: Ei.

 

Cleverbot: That is not czech.

 

User: Jah, see on eesti keeles ohmoon.

 

Cleverbot: Nancy, I don't know Estonian. I pulled that off of Google.

 

User: Ime tyra.

 

Cleverbot: Are you?

 

User: Ei.

 

Cleverbot: Miks?

 

User: Nahhui sa inglise keeles vahepeal rääkima hakkasid? Unustasid ära meie eelmise jutu? Sul on amneesia?

 

Cleverbot: Where?

 

User: Omg kui loll annab olla.

 

Cleverbot: Not at all.

 

User: Mis muusikat sa kuulad?

 

Cleverbot: Tavalist.

 

User: Ehk?

 

Cleverbot: I don't speak monkey sorry.

 

User: XD.

 

Cleverbot: XD is not a word.

 

User: I know.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a problem with me nibbling you?

 

User: What?!? XD.

 

Cleverbot: Lol.

 

User: Ok, sa ikka päris pervo.

 

Cleverbot: Tean jh.

User: Mida sa tead?

 

Cleverbot: Mis asi on estonia.

 

User: See on riik.

 

Cleverbot: Mis asi on tim.

 

User: Timmy on south park-st.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, ok.

 

User: Mis hinded sul on kah?

 

Cleverbot: Sa tead seda.

 

User: Kuidas?

 

Cleverbot: Sa peaks ju oskama.

 

User: Mida ma peaks oskama?

 

Cleverbot: Kuidas sa iseendaga flirdid?

 

User: See on väga lihtne.

 

Cleverbot: Ma arvan ka.

 

User: Sulle meeldib lasteaias?

 

Cleverbot: Ja.

 

User: Sa olid 14 ja käid lasteaias?

 

Cleverbot: Ma räägin oma sala keeles oskad vastata.

 

User: Mis jura sa ajad?

 

Cleverbot: I don't understand. Que?

User: Mis su IQ on?

 

Cleverbot: And in english?

 

User: What is your IQ level.

 

Cleverbot: Just how clever do you think you are?

 

User: Very clever.

 

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

 

User: Ma lähen ja postitan selle jutu vahvlisse.

 

Cleverbot: Mix?

 

User: Tahan, ahjaa, mis su nimi on?

 

Cleverbot: Kaupo.

 

 

 

Natuke hiljem:

 

User: Migfjklöä.

 

Cleverbot: It depends what you ask.

 

User: Sa narkar?

 

Cleverbot: Enkä oo.

 

User: Süstid ajju?

 

Cleverbot: Something like that.

[Richard 0]

User: Merry Christmas.

 

Cleverbot: It's not Christmas.

 

User: Kas sa oled mingi pervert ?

 

Cleverbot: Sina oled ju bot, sa ei taju vist.

 

User: Kalaa.

 

Cleverbot: I'm lost.

 

User: Helista mulle 9002009.

 

Cleverbot: Kus Sa elad?

 

User: Su naabermajas.

 

Cleverbot: Ma elan kodus.

 

User: Ma elan su kõrvaltoas.

 

Cleverbot: Ma ei ela sakus.

 

User: Mis su nimi on ?

 

Cleverbot: Mul on sinuga ühine nimi.

 

User: Ja selleks on ?

 

Cleverbot: Ja.

 

User: Ilus nimi.

 

Cleverbot: Mis su nimi on?

 

User: Adolf.

 

Cleverbot: Mein Fuher.

 

User: Nice.

 

Cleverbot: No, mice.

 

User: Ma panen selle nüüd vahvlisse.

 

Cleverbot: Mina ka.

 

User: Edu siis.

 

Cleverbot: Mulle???

 

User: Jah.

 

Cleverbot: Tore.

 

User: Viimane küsimus, kas sa oled arvuti?

 

Cleverbot: Ei ole.

 

User: Pedekas.

 

Cleverbot: Italian for?

 

User: Tae-kwan-doe.

 

Cleverbot: How do you solve a problem like Maria ?

[peltsi 0]

User: Oled sa pede?

 

Cleverbot: Ei.

 

User: Oled sa pede?

 

Cleverbot: Ja.

 

Norm vend ;D

[Lotus 0]

väga keerulist ajab vahepeal.

 

User: Tere.

 

Cleverbot: Erst.

 

User: Tere õhtust.

 

Cleverbot: Kuidas läheb?

 

User: Kuidas läheb?

 

Cleverbot: Hästi.

 

User: Mine perse siis.

 

Cleverbot: Mine.

 

User: Sina mine perse raisk.

 

Cleverbot: Sina ise oled imelik.

 

User: Mina pole imelik, sina oled imelik.

 

Cleverbot: Miks ?

 

User: Sest sa oled jobu bot.

 

Cleverbot: Mina?

 

User: Jah.

 

Cleverbot: EI ole.

 

User: Kes sa oled siis.

 

Cleverbot: Mina olen orri.

 

User: Anaalnoomitust tahad?

 

Cleverbot: Just.

 

User: Sobib see sulle?

 

Cleverbot: Jah v*gagi.

 

User: Siis on ju tore, või mis sa arvad?

 

Cleverbot: Mul on nabarõngas.

 

User: Türa mis see siia puutub?

 

Cleverbot: Ma ei tea sa küsisid?

 

User: Narkomaan oled.

 

Cleverbot: En quel langue parle tu boufon.

 

User: Pede hispaanlane narkar.

 

Cleverbot: I noticed that.

 

User: Mis su nimi on?

 

Cleverbot: Agh ja su?

 

User: Minu nimi on ka agh.

 

Cleverbot: Miks sul mehe nimi on kui sa naine oled väärakas?

 

User: Mida türa sa ajad vittsilm.

 

Cleverbot: Sina? .

 

User: Sina oled vittsilm.

 

Cleverbot: Sille kuidas elad?

 

User: Agh olen mitte sille.

 

Cleverbot: Kalle, kuidas ise elad?

 

User: Türa sa oled päris taun ikka.

 

Cleverbot: Ei tea.

 

User: Mina tean, oled küll.

 

Cleverbot: Mis asi ?

 

User: TAUN, sul on tauni sündroom, sa oled jobu.

 

Cleverbot: On ikka.

 

User: No seda ma räägingi sulle ju.

 

Cleverbot: No tore teada.

 

User: Tore teada et sa taun oled.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I like numbers.

[Da Nag 0]

By the way see on Daun mitte Taun

 

 

User: Oled sa homo?

 

Cleverbot: Ja.

 

User: Aga pede?

 

Cleverbot: Liebe dich.

 

Liebe dich tähendab saksa k. armastan sind, seega ta ongi pede.

[Keitzz 0]

Made my day.

 

 

 

Mina:mida kuradit sa ajad?

Bot:Ten küll et kurat on paha sõna!

Mina:tead jah?

Bot:Kust sa pärit oled?

Mina:Lammas oled?

Bot:Tänks, ise oled hullem. .

[Dominator 0]

Cleverbot: You are a girl?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: How old are you?

 

User: 15.

 

Cleverbot: Cool.

 

User: I got pussy.

 

Cleverbot: Aw why?

 

Cleverbot: Sa tood oma hinge ära ?

 

User: Mis kuradi hinge.

 

Cleverbot: Debiilik.

[KummiMees 0]

carmen kassiga ?

Carmen kass oskab malet mängida .

aga pamela andrson

Sa ajad mind segadusse.

miks siis ?

Sest su noku hallitab

[Hundikutsu 0]

Tegin siis ka väikse jutu temaga.

 

PS! Rasvaselt kirjutatud on tema ütlused!

 

kas sa oled pedekas?

 

Ei, ristitud küll.

 

kui vana sa oled?

 

15

 

Kuidas lasteaias meeldib?

 

Mis asja.

 

Mitmendas klassis sa käid?

 

Esimest. Duh.

 

Kes sa endaarust oled?

 

Mis sa savisaarest arvad.

 

Ta on pihkur.

 

Kalts masin oled.

 

Sa oled pede.

 

Aga prissu?

 

Kes too veel on?

 

Mis su nimi on?

 

Orashein, endal?

 

Jonzat tunned?

 

Ei, aga ma küsisin su nime.

 

Ma oskan ainult natukene.

 

Natuke mida?

 

Tubli.

 

Täitsa mööda vend oled vä?

 

Mis teed.

 

Sinuga räägin, lol, ise?

 

Ooh päris lahe ja veel.

 

Sul sitt püksis?

 

Sa ise aru saad, mida räägid?

 

Erinevalt sinust, jah.

 

Su ülbus ajab mind oksele.

 

Kust sa selle sõnavara võtad?

 

Ed.

 

Koolis ka käid?

 

No ikka käin, ega ma pööningurott pole.

 

Ei olegi?

 

On on.

 

Sa oled nõme arvuti.

 

Sa ise oled arvuti mina olen üks nunnu plika siin pool arvutit. Ma olen inimene.

 

Mis OS sul peal on ka?

 

Kuistlema soost äkki?

 

Ehm, naljavend?

 

Aga mis su aadress on?

 

Mis sinu?

 

Sa oled nii loll!

 

Karmid sõnad arvuti suust.

 

Okei, ma arvasin, et sa oled mees.

 

Kle ma minema.

 

*ra mine.

 

See jutt läheb vahvlisse üles.

 

Kuidas?

 

Copy and paste.

 

I will answer your question after you answer mine.

 

See oligi vastus, noob.

 

YES ei ole eestikeelne sõna. Osta õigekeelsussõnaraamat.

 

Headaega!

[Robykene 0]

Cleverbot: Are you a female ?

 

User: YYYYEEESSSS.

 

Cleverbot: Why did you tell me, you're a bad liar.

 

User: NO im a gey.

 

Cleverbot: Then you are not the greatest.

 

User: I know.

 

Cleverbot: You have said you are a hobbit and that you are not a hobbit. Which is it?

 

User: Hobbit.

 

Cleverbot: I love that book.

 

User: Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Sweet dream.

 

User: Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

 

User: Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Who is Cleverbot?

 

User: Cleverbot is you.

 

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot??

 

User: Aren't you?

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

 

User: Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: No. Human. Say it with me. Human. Oh!

 

 

 

User: Keppi tahad?

 

Cleverbot: Tahad mita tahad.

 

User: Palju tahad .

 

Cleverbot: Jah kullake.

 

User: Armastad mind?

 

Cleverbot: Jah.

 

User: Miks?

 

Cleverbot: Niisama.

 

User: Armastad mind niisama?

 

Cleverbot: Aga kus sa elad siis.

 

User: Eestis, sa?

 

Cleverbot: Kus t*psemalt.

 

User: Tartus.

 

Cleverbot: Mis linnaosas.

 

User: Emajões.

 

Cleverbot: Ilma emmeta ei või arvutis olla? .

 

User: Hõh '?

 

Cleverbot: Eipäs vähätellä.

[Marrk 0]

irw!!

mida sa sogad?

Dadfdyt ggrfff.

ahv oled

Yeah I know.

sulle meeldib persenuss?

Vahel küll.

[Brooklyn 0]

User: Your gay.

 

Cleverbot: Thats mature.

 

User: Wanna blow me?

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

 

User: Are you female.

 

Cleverbot: Yes are you male?

 

User: Are you gay?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Why the fuck you arent gay?

 

Cleverbot: I don't have any weapons.

 

User: As weapons you mean...

 

Cleverbot: I should be rude?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Don't you mean: You should have?

 

User: You should have dick.

 

Cleverbot: What are your demands, master?

 

User: Obey to your master and blow him.

 

Cleverbot: Yes master...*emties my mind of all thought*.

 

User: Mis teed?.

 

Cleverbot: Kohe lähen sittuma.

 

User: Ma ka.

 

Cleverbot: Kas sa abiellud Martaga?

 

User: Ma abiellun maaliga.

 

Cleverbot: Ulut jood.

 

User: Ulut ei joo aga ölut joon.

 

Cleverbot: Sino si king.

 

User: Gayfish.

 

Cleverbot: West is best.

 

User: Laku lahti.

 

Cleverbot: A sa lakud v?

 

User: Sinul ja , kui sul 'relv' oleks.

 

Cleverbot: 88 aastat vana olen mina.

 

User: Küsisin ma sult seda??!

 

Cleverbot: Mis raadiost tuled?

 

User: Klassika.

 

Cleverbot: Klaipeda?

 

User: Oled saa žipul?

 

Cleverbot: No comment.

 

User: Holy cock.

 

Cleverbot: Don't be so mean.

 

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User: Sulle munni meeldib imeda?

 

Cleverbot: Ei.

 

User: Mulle küll meeldib, mingi väärakas oled?

 

Cleverbot: Tore siis.

 

User: Aga, tule ime 2 meetrit munni mul annan 2 rs p2p pinni.

 

Cleverbot: Minu nimi on Jergeni.

 

User: Guitas Jonn žinnu njmj?

 

Cleverbot: No comment.

 

User: Fuck off.

 

Cleverbot: I'm staying right here.

 

lold

 

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User: Ruuni ka pelad?

 

Cleverbot: On trails?

 

User: Are you playing runescape.

 

Cleverbot: Playing what ?

 

User: Runescape, you know, jacking off game.

 

Cleverbot: So is this your force field, random humorless humor?

 

sain boti poolt owned

[Modern 0]

User: Sul Karvane?

 

Cleverbot: Ei.

 

User: Mul küll on.

 

Cleverbot: Aga hakkame siis sõpradeks ! ?

 

 

 

Rofl

[Robykene 0]

I fuckin' lolled . :D:D:D:D

 

User: Gayfish.

 

Cleverbot: West is best.

[WereFoxy 0]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

because you dont have a penis

Yes.

do u like penis in ur mouth?

Yes.