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Leidsin juhuslikult sellise huvitava asja:

 

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = I need to complain

7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead

11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive

15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good

game on TV

18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.

[Eku 0]

Hea:P

Oleks päriselt ka nii:D

[Külaline blu]

 

Aga nii ongi.

[blackstar 0]

njah eks ta huvitav ole:D

[Kama 0]

Mõne naise puhul peab tõdema, et see läheb suht täppi:P

[r2imez2 0]

hea!!

offtopic: ma leidsin siukse:D

6 truths of life

 

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

 

2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

 

3) The first truth is a lie.

 

4) You're smiling now cause you are a idiot.

 

5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

 

6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face.

 

vastab tõele?

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hea!!

offtopic: ma leidsin siukse:D

6 truths of life

 

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

 

2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

 

3) The first truth is a lie.

 

4) You're smiling now cause you are a idiot.

 

5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

 

6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face.

 

vastab tõele?

 

OMG!

[Indrek 0]

Lol, ongi nii !:D

[Oxford 0]

14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive t*ra KUI KÕVA RSK

[Orcut 0]

Irw! Mõned on isegi tõesed juuu!

 

10/10 Lahe!

[alex 0]

hea!!

offtopic: ma leidsin siukse:D

6 truths of life

 

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

 

2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

 

3) The first truth is a lie.

 

4) You're smiling now cause you are a idiot.

 

5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

 

6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face.

 

vastab tõele?

Kusjuures, ei vasta ... aga naljaks on ikka

 

ja see naiste asi... minu meelest ma postitasin seda mingi pool aastat tagasi või nii, vb ka mitte.

Aga sitaks naljakas on ta ikka.

[souly 0]

ei no, hea

[alex 0]

Selle asja teine pool

 

MEN'S ENGLISH - Enjoy

 

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

 

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

 

3. I am tired = I am tired

 

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

 

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

 

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

 

7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question

 

8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

 

9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

 

10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

 

11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

 

12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men

to have sex with you

 

13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex

with you within the next 3 mins

 

14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a

deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you

 

15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm ga y

[r2imez2 0]

Selle asja teine pool

 

MEN'S ENGLISH - Enjoy

 

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

 

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

 

3. I am tired = I am tired

 

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

 

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

 

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

 

7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question

 

8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

 

9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

 

10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

 

11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

 

12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men

to have sex with you

 

13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex

with you within the next 3 mins

 

14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a

deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you

 

15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm ga y

 

njah tänapäeval selle peale suht välja minnaksegi:D

[souly 0]

irw viimane on hea hostage ^^.

ei jah , järgmine naerukoht

[alex 0]

 

Statement

"Can I help with dinner?"

 

Translation

"Why isn't it already on the table?"

 

Statement

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," OR "Yes, dear."

 

Translation

Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

 

Statement

"It would take too long to explain."

 

Translation

"I have no idea how it works."

 

Statement

"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."

 

Translation

"That girl standing on the corner is a real babe."

 

Statement

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."

 

 

Translation

"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

 

Statement

"I was just thinking about you, and got these roses."

 

Translation

"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

 

Statement

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."

 

Translation

"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

 

Statement

"I can't find it."

 

Translation

"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

 

Statement

"What did I do this time?

 

Translation

"What did you catch me at?"

 

Statement

"I heard you."

 

Translation

"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

 

Statement

"You know I could never love anyone else."

 

Translation

"I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

 

Statement

"You look terriffic."

 

Translation

"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

 

Statement

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."

 

Translation

"No one will ever see us alive a***n."

 

Leidsin veel ühe taolise asja... kohe postitan neljanda kah

 

Man laws

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

 

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:

 

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.

© After wrecking your boss's car.

(d) When she is using her teeth.

 

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

 

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

 

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

 

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

 

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

 

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

 

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

 

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

 

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

 

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

 

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

 

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

 

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

 

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

 

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

 

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

 

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

 

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

 

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights:

 

a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!

b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

 

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

 

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

 

24:The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other a***n before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

 

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

 

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

 

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

 

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

 

29: We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

 

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

 

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!

 

Nonii, nüüd on täiskomplekt kah

[Külaline blu]

Näha on

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Irw, väga kõvv

[Timo 0]

Lawlz.

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