RuneScape is unrealistic

[Prosinec 0]

Vot, mõned osad naljakad, agajahm,

 

Tsitaat RSBot.org lehelt:

I've recently come to the realization that Runescape is very unrealistic. I will point out a few reasons here.

 

Hitpoints:

If I get stabbed in the face in real life, I will fucking die. I won't say, "Shit, I lost 80 HP." I will fucking die. And If I somehow manage to live through being stabbed int he face, I don't think I'll be hitting the guy back with my sword.

Also, since when does eating food heal wounds? "Fuck, I just got stabbed in the eye. OMNOMNOMNOM LOBSTER! MUCH BETTER!"

 

Weapons:

Swords are fucking heavy as shit. Can you imagine walking around with a godsword. Those things must weigh over 100 pounds. I don't think I would be up for swinging one of those things around for hours at a time.

When I spec with my dark bow, it shoots out fucking dragons. Where the fuck do these dragons come from? You can't make dragons appear by shooting a bow in real life. WHAT THE FUCK? Including an image below:

 

 

Food:

When was the last time you were involved in epic battle and you decided you were hungry and ate a fucking shark? Do you guys realize how big a shark is? It would be a bit distracting to shove a fucking shark in your mouth. I will provide an illustration below:

 

 

Armor:

What the fuck is dragon armor? Do you kill a dragon and cut off it's skin? If that's the case then what is dragonhide? What the fuck?

How exactly does God armor work? If that god like somehow inserted into the armor? Like Jagex picks up the god and puts it inside the armor? That doesn't seem like it would even provide very good defense seeing as gods are not actually concrete beings. Things would just go through it.

 

Monsters:

Iron dragons. Are you fucking kidding me? How often do you walk outside and see a dragon made of fucking iron? I can honestly say I've never had that happen to me. Also, what happens if the dragon gets rusty? Do people have to come out every couple weeks and spray WD-40 on it? Was WD-40 even around during this time period?

Why do monsters pick up valuable shit that they have no use for and walk around with it? I guarantee if the Kalphite Queen would stop picking up valuable shit, people would leave her the fuck alone. She's causing this unnecessary violence by being a fucking retard.

[a4techsaic 0]

ahahahah , i likes it .

 

Rune on eluaeg ebareaalne olnud , olen isegi vahest mõelnud , et kui ebareaalne pela tal on ..

[Gabriel 0]

See on mäng. Miks see peaksgi reaalne olema?

[Brooklyn 0]

See on mäng. Miks see peaksgi reaalne olema?

 

+1

 

köik mängud ebareaalsed, mötle näiteks gta peale, vend tömbab püksist granaadiheitja välja vöi mis iganes.

[riks 0]

+1

 

köik mängud ebareaalsed, mötle näiteks gta peale, vend tömbab püksist granaadiheitja välja vöi mis iganes.

 

Täpselt aga tekst oli naljakas

[akron pls 0]

mötle näiteks gta peale, vend tömbab püksist granaadiheitja välja vöi mis iganes.

 

Samahea, hoiad selgas flame throwerit, gaasi on mingi üle 6000 no, :D

[Nonner 0]

+1

 

köik mängud ebareaalsed, mötle näiteks gta peale, vend tömbab püksist granaadiheitja välja vöi mis iganes.

 

nh vaata nt kui palju relvi juba tüübil kaasas vms:D

god osad kõige reaalsemad

 

aga miks peakski mäng olema reaalne..'

 

tekst muidu hea..

[Indrek 0]

Idiootne teema (või vähemalt selle Victimi-nimelise vandi obvious mõtteviis) *facepalm*

[Ukraina2 0]

Simulaatorid peavad reaalsed olema, see pole Sim. nii et selle point ongi ebareaalsus pmst:D

[notbadatall 0]

isegi ei lol'inud;(

[Silver. 0]

Täiesti mõttetu, kõik mängud on omamoodi ebareaalsed ja see tekst isegi mitte ei ajanud muigama, see vend kes selle kirjutas on küll idioot.

[MarT . 0]

Njh , tekst suht hea muidu, aga ikkagi ..

 

See on ju mäng mitte real life so yeah .

[Eesti Mees 0]

hea tekst:D

[Sodiac 0]

Imo väga funny jutt

[p j god 0]

jutt on vääga irw, what is draon armor?

[bluG_? 0]

See on mäng. Miks see peaksgi reaalne olema?

 

He b trollin

[pinnuThaMonster 0]

Naljakas ta oli :D.

Mäng põhineb mid-evil aegadel ju , noshit et seal mingid 400kgsed mõõgad vms :D:D:d.

Also, what happens if the dragon gets rusty? Do people have to come out every couple weeks and spray WD-40 on it? Was WD-40 even around during this time period?

Jagex käib vahepeal spraymas :D:D.

[Limiitzz 0]

niuke taun , mis ajast siis mängud peaksid reaalsed olema ?

 

pakun et tüüp sai banni nüüd närvitseb

[p j god 0]

Naljakas ta oli :D.

Mäng põhineb mid-evil aegadel ju , noshit et seal mingid 400kgsed mõõgad vms :D:D:d.

Also, what happens if the dragon gets rusty? Do people have to come out every couple weeks and spray WD-40 on it? Was WD-40 even around during this time period?

Jagex käib vahepeal spraymas :D:D.

 

 

mõõgad võisid olla 400kg, aga maailme seal ikka ei olnud mingi lähed world 121 nüüd hopin world 34

[Foofy 0]

no karta on et mängud on non reallistic. see tekst ei olnud kohe yldse naljakas-.-( väljarvatud see koomiks :D:D )

[Shimmy 1]

Tegemist on huumoriga (?) saage üle, annab nii idiootne olla irlis, iga 2ne post on et, ah kuidas see saab reaalne ollagi jne.

Pc ftw ( sain ka ühe juurde ^^)

[runem1ner20 0]

Sisse logides see pilt ka ei tundunud reaalne:D

[Marek134 0]

heh , normaalne .mängud ei peagi olema reaalsed .

[p j god 0]

no mis teha, aga see kes selle koostas on vääga hea huumoriga