Rs poem!

[Unlikely 0]

Well, greetings, dear LT, I'm Norfin,

And Runescape's this realm I explore in.

If you love doing quests

And you "dig" treasure chests,

Then come here and visit us ... eh ... orften.

 

To understand all that you'll see,

You must take a journey with me.

We'll start as I started

In strange lands uncharted

A Level 1 noob inductee.

 

Our first stop is Tutorial Isle;

Where we'll learn a few skills for a while,

Then next thing you know,

To Lumbridge we'll go.

[And I won't choose a goofy hair style ...]

 

Once I wield a bronze sword, you'll think that'll

Be the time we dive straight into battle,

But then as our pulse quickens,

We'll fight menacing chickens

And then maybe some noob-eating cattle.

 

But soon our Attack will be growing;

'Tis then time for us to get going.

We will take a long walk

To the town of Varrock

Where tons of quests are for bestowing.

 

We'll then get some odd kind of job

Like pyramids we'll need to rob.

We'll build strange machines,

And fight kalphite queens,

And maybe find Jagex cat Bob.

 

Through Gielnor, we'll go far and wide,

With you, LT, there at my side.

We could save Camelot,

Or repair Burgh de Rott,

Or end up a groom or a bride.

 

And during our travels, we'll greet

Strange folks like Grimesquit and Burntmeat,

Plus Osman and Saniboch

And G.L.O. Caranock

And, oddly, some chaps all named "Pete".

 

You may find that our goals later change,

And we'll start to do things rather strange,

Like fletch bows for hours,

Farm marigold flowers,

Or burn logs in Varrock's Grand Exchange.

 

We'll mastermind daring escapes

And fight our way through many scrapes,

Then we'll join with a clan

And raise skills when we can,

Enough to earn several skillcapes.

 

As we fight in the God Wars (quite scary!),

We will get drops quite extraordinary.

We'll have millions in gold

(And that never gets old),

And they'll speak of us as legendary.

 

And so, LT, that's Runescape's story;

You've heard it in all of its glory.

So come visit this land!

Once you've seen it firsthand,

You'll always come back here for more. Eee.

[flatout 0]

Wtf is LT?

[sYstemerror_ 0]

copyed from ... ?

[Külaline blu]

Saage üle oma rsist.